“What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…””

Wow…

This is some crazy exciting stuff… 
We as a nation are experiencing the Cougar Phenom…   So let’s get right at it; Check it…

“Cougars” are older women who pay younger men to have sex with them…  It is not uncommon for a young hot stud to have more than one cougar which entitles him to cars, houses, and cold hard cash…  Now I am not an old hater, just a hater…  Either way, Culturally Speaking, there is nothing new in this new phenom except that women today outrank men in the job market and have more disposable money for this social recreation… 
Now who does this effect???
Well, since women in most places out number men by five to one, men for the most part are not effected, there are plenty fish in the sea…  So then who is getting the “Short-end of this Culturally -Social Shaft???  Well ladies,  it is the young woman from “the age of  18 to the age of Cougar” that is losing out here…  What am I talking about???  
Essence has  done several articles on the subject and the understanding that the “Black Cougar” is the new social phenom in the black community…  The fact are, according to Essence stated, ” “only 1 in 3 “Black women”  will ever get married…” 
Wow… 
That is staggering … 
Men are becoming a commodity, especially young six-pack racking studs…  That’s where the cougars are coming in to upset the natural flow of things and eatting these young studs up…  So how is this possible when “the young hot bootie-licious fully developed hot black sista” has everything a young stud should want and more???   Why is that these young “Black Panthers”  can’t get a man…  Well there are several reason and they all begin with “Green…”  It is simple, the cougars are paying these young boys to perform and be their trophy piece.  

Wow…

Let’s make no mistake, these young men are naturally fit and full of stamina, if you know what I mean…   So in these tough economical times, it is a tastie treat for the young men to cater to a cough instead of having to man-up to be with a black panther…   The cougar will give these young studs everything he want; where as with the young black panther he has to be a man a bring home the bacon, instead of being the bacon…  
SO when the young black panther starts to complain about virturally anything, the young black stud kicks off into her ass and then retreats back to the couger for comfort… 

What is that about???
“The Cougar phenom, baby!!!”
So you young hot “black panthers,” just because your young stud comes by once in a while and hit it, don’t mean you got a man…

        Here is the definition of “Got a man:

1-If  “your stud-muffin” comes over and hit it just right and he aint got to get up to rush out as soon as the phone rings…  Then you got a man

2-Your Mr. Got Swagger, not only pays the bills but he will walk with you to the church, hand in hand, in his “def suite” and you in your “fly Heels…” Then you got a man…

3-If your “Mr. Hit is Right everytime,”  answers his phone on or before the third ring with a “hello baby” anytime you call – you got a man…  See if he answers: “Hey U, Hello little mama, Hello in any other  form other than hello baby, you might not have a man…

4-If  “your always got to have it,” always want it – you got a man…  If not???  Well you fill in the blank…

5-And most importantly, “Your lick you up and down until you say stop,” never,  never, never have “Cougar Breath…”  Then you got a man…

But (big phat cougar breath but in the room) the Cougars are snatching up every “young six-pack packing black stud” under the age of 35 they can get their money filled hands on…  The consequence: You “young hot sexy tight black panthers” are losing and the question is why???  It is simple, the cougars have set you panthers up for failure because the Cougars made up the rules that the panthers are living by… And the panthers are wondering what is really going  on… 
So you “young hot sexy cool bootyliscious black panthers” had better “woman-up” or as Essence put it, you will be alone until you yourself becomes a “Cougar” too…  

Wow…

Culturally Speaking; this “Cougar Phenom” is not new and has been  the fall of all the modern civilization from Rome to Kemet…  When the natural order of things are set asside - the end result is destruction…  A young panther can’t look forward to marrying and  raising family; instead she settles for having children out of wedlock which fragments our already fragile community even further… 

Wow…

The solution is for “Black Panthers” reverse this Phenom on the Cougars…  THe black Panthers who fall into his hopeless statistic of never marrying a young black stud,  will have to seduce and marry men 20 and 30 years their senior…   Culturally Speaking; this has been  going on for years but (big phat it is time to turn the tide but in the room) if the young black panther want to marry and raise a proper family - this is the answer…  This is also the solution to our single parent family crisis which is the major cause of our fragmented community…  Lastly, this is also the solution to changing to mindset of “Cougars…”  Cougars rely on the gap in society to play both sides of the fence…  They play these young guys while being supported by these old guys who either keeps them employed or dies leaving them wealthy…   Then the cougar become social irresponsible thus the “Cougar Phenom…”

Wow…

This is some wild stuff…

Do you feel me…

SO what do we say to these things…

“What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…””

2 Responses to ““What does a “Cougar” have to do with a “Black Panther…”””

  1. I am 37 and consider myself a cougar although I don’t have any money. I am providing food and shelter for my 20 year old six pack boy toy though. I’ve always been attracted to younger men, but when this young man came my way proposing a sexual relationship, I couldn’t help but take it. How many 6 packs am I really going to be seeing? Plus, I am a plus size woman who really doesn’t attract muscular men. I don’t mind providing him with a roof over his head for a little while. I’m having a ball and having sex anytime I want it, so he gets something and I do too! But it is funny when people ask if he’s my son, and he tells his friends I’m his aunt.

    • Thank you for your honest thoughtful comment… I have three questions, 1-what do your friends say about you and your boy toy, 2-how many of them have one too, and 3-do you get more attention from men now that you have a stud by your side??? Just curious… J…

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