“Pres. Obama: The Audacity of “Passing Gas!!!””

Wow…
THis is some really exciting stuff…
Lets take care of some “Cultural Acknowledgements” first…    It looks like the Academy Awards has finally recognized great acting; whatever the color of the actor…   There was a lot of color on that stage this weekend…  I am happy to see that the color lines have all been broken hopefully for good… 

Wow…
This is some exciting stuff…   Culturally Speaking, Pres.  Obama is not the person that should be pushing the passing of this health care bill; it should be The Lame Dems – controlling  party…  How is it that the Dems have a “Super Majority”  and “Can’t pass gas…”    History will leave on record that when given the opporturnity to “Pass the much need  Health Care bill;  The Dems couldn’t “Pass Gas!!!”  
What is that about…

Wow… 
If that isnt an indication that they need to pass some form of Health care, I don’t know what is??? 
Gas pain is a really serious medical condition…  

 Dahhhhhhhh!!! 
So when the American people (Me  included) vote the Dems  out in the fall, it will be because they could not “Pass Gasssss!!!” 
I hope you get my “Vibe…”

Wow…
I received the following piece from a friend of mine who thought as I did that this was a really interesting piece…
 

LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT.

 IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED..

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE U..S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

  • A JOB,
  • A DRIVERS LICENSE,
  • SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
  • WELFARE,
  • FOOD STAMPS,
  • CREDIT CARDS,
  • SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
  • FREE EDUCATION,
  • FREE HEALTH CARE,
  • A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
  • BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
  • THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
  • AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION…

 Wow…
Need I say more???
I didn’t think so…

Can you feel me??? 
Let me hear you say, “Yes, yes, we can…”

“Pres. Obama: The Audacity of “Passing Gas!!!””

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